The Secret Life of Walter Mitty is the feel good film for the dreamer in all of us this Christmas
caityspeak asked: Oh my jeez. So if I mail you salt water taffy from glorious Florida, will you marry me and scare me to death for the rest of my life?
Someone already beat you to the punch.
I’m driving from Houston to St. Louis tomorrow to help her move to Houston because I’m going to marry the shit out of her.
Salt water taffy is serious business.
Can you please put a can of those stupid snake things that pop out at you in the next thingthing. I think thats a great idea.
But label it as something else or something.
That is absolutely happening.
Maybe when I win the Unholy Edition.
That would’ve been amazing. Coffee errywhur.